Oct 30 2007
On this day in history, 30 October, 1938, legendary filmmaker and pea-lover Orson “It’s a Sled. Sort of a Letdown, Isn’t It?” Welles stunned a gullible nation into the sort of paralytic stupidity typically reserved for viewers of Reality Television with his faux-news radio presentation of The War of the Worlds by H.G. “No Relation [...]
Oct 24 2007
While the nation continues to weep and gnash its teeth and hurl itself in front of oncoming trains over MoveOn.org’s ad attacking General David “Benedict Arnold McFredo Al-Judas Bin-Anakin” Petraeus, we here at The Daily remain dedicated to putting such insalubrious journalism in its proper historical context. Americans need to be reminded that the “Betray-Us” campaign [...]
Oct 22 2007
TEHRAN - Iran’s top nuclear “negotiator” — which in that country means “the guy paid to give George Bush the finger while stuffing enriched uranium in his underpants” — resigned from his post Saturday, a government spokesman says. “We regret to inform you that our chief nuclear negotiator has resigned due to being inexplicably dead [...]
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Oct 17 2007
Washington - Just a week after crusading on Turkey’s behalf to prevent their Wacky Historical Mass-Killery from being labeled “genocide” by a clearly insane Congress with nothing better to do than badger the Ottoman Empire, President Bush said today that Turkey should refrain from invading Iraq to protect its own homeland security on the grounds [...]
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Oct 12 2007
JERUSALEM - Devout Jews gathered this morning at the Wailing Wall to pray intensely for The Rapture™ to finally come and cleanse the world of sanctimonious neo-Nazi stick-figured Christian douchebags like Ann Coulter, who claimed on Monday that Jews are in need of “perfecting” through Christianity, the “fast-track program” to the peace and happiness that [...]
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