Being a Brief History of Republican Product Placement Now That Their Brand is Finally Dying the Cancerous, Painful and Hopefully Merciless Death It Has So Long Deserved
It seems the “Republican brand” is in a bit of trouble these days. Which is surprising, given how open-minded, inclusive and tolerant the party has been since Ronald Reagan [...]

Continue Reading THE GOP BRANDWAGON, PART I : THE EARLY YEARS (1929 - 1959)

Ah, election year in West Virginia. A time when a young politico’s fancy turns to purchasing as many votes as soft Internet money can buy in a state where “election fraud” means bouncing the check with which you paid some random Cleatus to vote for you 1,192 times in 7 minutes. And though analysts are [...]

Continue Reading OBAMA BUYS WEST VIRGINIA ELECTION FOR $24.95; ALSO CONTRACTS BLACK LUNG, BLAMES CLINTON’S RACE-BAITING