Mar 10 2008
Oklahoma City, OK - These are heady days for the U.S. Constitution. In the never-aggravating U.S. House of Representatives (“The House That Suck Built”), serious consideration is being given to House Resolution 888, which calls for an entire week of Federally-approved Religious History recognition, like the fact that Daniel Boone kilt him a bar with [...]
Continue Reading BIGOTS FOR CHRIST : ATTACK THE HOMO, PROTECT THE SPEECH
Oct 12 2007
JERUSALEM - Devout Jews gathered this morning at the Wailing Wall to pray intensely for The Rapture™ to finally come and cleanse the world of sanctimonious neo-Nazi stick-figured Christian douchebags like Ann Coulter, who claimed on Monday that Jews are in need of “perfecting” through Christianity, the “fast-track program” to the peace and happiness that [...]
Continue Reading JEWS PRAY FOR RAPTURE JUST TO RID EARTH OF ANN COULTER
Aug 31 2007
Embattled superheterosexual Sen. Larry “I Just Want To Touch It, But Not In A Gay Way” Craig added yet another retraction to his growing litany of totally plausible reversals by announcing today that he would be suing his own bowels and digestive system for unfairly entrapping him in a restroom under false pretenses. In a [...]
Aug 10 2007
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Tom Cruise once commanded $40 million per film and owned his own race of pygmy island people that considered him a God (at 4’11” he towered over their diminutive 3’4” average height). He married beautiful women and collected children from around the world, at one point adopting the entire under-4 [...]
