Oklahoma City, OK - These are heady days for the U.S. Constitution. In the never-aggravating U.S. House of Representatives (“The House That Suck Built”), serious consideration is being given to House Resolution 888, which calls for an entire week of Federally-approved Religious History recognition, like the fact that Daniel Boone kilt him a bar with [...]

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JERUSALEM - Devout Jews gathered this morning at the Wailing Wall to pray intensely for The Rapture™ to finally come and cleanse the world of sanctimonious neo-Nazi stick-figured Christian douchebags like Ann Coulter, who claimed on Monday that Jews are in need of “perfecting” through Christianity, the “fast-track program” to the peace and happiness that [...]

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(CNN) - Having little else to lose at this point and clinging doggedly to his support of the Most Unpopular War since The War On Firstborn Sons (1450 - 1650 BCE, see Exodus 11:5), Senator John McCain says he would vote for a Muslim president if he can’t use pro-Christian rhetoric and Holy Pandery to [...]

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