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	<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>SEAN HANNITY : FIVE AND A HALF YEARS OF GETTING BEATEN = FREE-RIDE TO ADULTERY TOWN!</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/08/13/sean-hannity-five-and-a-half-years-of-getting-beaten-a-free-ride-to-adultery-town/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/08/13/sean-hannity-five-and-a-half-years-of-getting-beaten-a-free-ride-to-adultery-town/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elvis Dingeldein</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[McCain]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[cheating douchebag]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In an effort to make sense of Sean Hannity’s delicious claim that half a decade’s worth of Extended Limb Realignment and Testicular Hostility in a Hanoi prison camp is all the reason in the world to cheat on your surgery-ravaged wife, The Daily has uncovered some very enlightening passages from John McCain’s forthcoming collection, The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HOT, BUSTY NETHERLANDER DISCOVERS “COSMIC GHOST”; BUSH ADMINISTRATION MAKES FRANTIC CALL TO GHOSTBUSTERS</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/08/07/hot-busty-netherlander-discovers-%e2%80%9ccosmic-ghost%e2%80%9d-bush-administration-makes-frantic-call-to-ghostbusters/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/08/07/hot-busty-netherlander-discovers-%e2%80%9ccosmic-ghost%e2%80%9d-bush-administration-makes-frantic-call-to-ghostbusters/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elvis Dingeldein</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[HEERLEN, THE NETHERLANDS - Well, it’s official: Twenty-five year-old schoolteachers with big juugs in something called “The Netherlands” &#8212; which may consist of Holland and some other idyllic places where you can smoke your weight in The Marijuana while legally paying for The Fornication with a prostitute made entirely of tulips and weed &#8212; are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NBC NEWSFLASH : T’BACKY-SPITTIN MUD-WALLOWER TO REPLACE TIM RUSSERT</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/07/16/nbc-newsflash-t%e2%80%99backy-spittin-mud-wallower-to-replace-tim-russert/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/07/16/nbc-newsflash-t%e2%80%99backy-spittin-mud-wallower-to-replace-tim-russert/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elvis Dingeldein</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[2008]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[OBAMA]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[election]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mutants]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/07/16/nbc-newsflash-t%e2%80%99backy-spittin-mud-wallower-to-replace-tim-russert/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Our long national nightmare is over: NBC has announced it has found a suitable replacement for dearly-departed Meet The Press host and Political Cuddle-Bear Tim Russert in the person of “Rainman0422” (yeah, Rainman; we can’t make this stuff up). While NBC is keeping quiet on the details of the deal, Mr. Rainman Ofortutu has kindly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GODDAMN AWESOME BOB CESCA CROSS-POST, GO!</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/07/14/goddamn-awesome-bob-cesca-cross-post-go/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/07/14/goddamn-awesome-bob-cesca-cross-post-go/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elvis Dingeldein</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[West Virginia]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/07/14/goddamn-awesome-bob-cesca-cross-post-go/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Our good friend Bob Cesca of Bob Cesca’s Goddamn Awesome Blog! Go! has a new article up at HuffPo in which he rightly notes the following Goddamn awesomeness with regards to the Insane Cartoon Douchebaggery going on at The New Yorker this week:
The challenge, then, is to somehow combat the insanity of the whisper campaign [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GENITALS IN THE NEWS (NOW WITH 75% LESS BRITNEY CROTCH!)</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/07/10/genitals-in-the-news-now-with-75-less-britney-crotch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/07/10/genitals-in-the-news-now-with-75-less-britney-crotch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elvis Dingeldein</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[McCain]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, it’s a banner day for boners and balls in American politics. Not since the contentious election of 1800, in which John Adams famously threatened to “kick that scoundrel Jefferson in his Berry-Pouch!” and Jefferson returned with the far superior, “Mrs. Adams tells me she enjoys election season, as it’s the only time she gets [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OBAMA TO FUND NON-EXPLOSIVE FAITH-BASED INITIATIVES, TELLS INSANE SECULAR LEFT TO “HURRY UP AND FIND GOD”</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/07/01/obama-to-fund-non-explosive-faith-based-initiatives-tells-insane-secular-left-to-%e2%80%9churry-up-and-find-god%e2%80%9d/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/07/01/obama-to-fund-non-explosive-faith-based-initiatives-tells-insane-secular-left-to-%e2%80%9churry-up-and-find-god%e2%80%9d/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:06:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elvis Dingeldein</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[GOD]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[McCain]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[christianity]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/07/01/obama-to-fund-non-explosive-faith-based-initiatives-tells-insane-secular-left-to-%e2%80%9churry-up-and-find-god%e2%80%9d/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In a move carefully calibrated to steal the Wacky Evangelical Vote from sometime-Baptist and Catholic-hater-repudiator John McCain, Senator Barack Obama today announced that he intends to “fund the living hell” out of still-President George W. Bush’s Office of Faith-Based Initiatives, an agency the Bush White House uses primarily to pay massive blocs of homophobic Protestants [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCAINS TO AVERAGE AMERICANS: “SEE, WE FORGET TO PAY BILLS JUST LIKE YOU DO!”</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/06/30/mccains-to-average-americans-%e2%80%9csee-we-forget-to-pay-bills-just-like-you-do%e2%80%9d/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/06/30/mccains-to-average-americans-%e2%80%9csee-we-forget-to-pay-bills-just-like-you-do%e2%80%9d/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elvis Dingeldein</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/06/30/mccains-to-average-americans-%e2%80%9csee-we-forget-to-pay-bills-just-like-you-do%e2%80%9d/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In an effort to remind voters which presidential candidate is the Average Joe and which the Out-of-Touch Elitist that can’t understand the issues of the day, Senator John “I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up” McCain and his Sexy Robot Wife Cindy purposefully failed to pay property taxes for four years on a La Jolla, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>POLICYSPAM : BUSH IGNORES E.P.A. E-MAIL PROMISING CLEAN AIR AND BIGGER PENISES</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/06/25/policyspam-bush-ignores-epa-e-mail-promising-clean-air-and-bigger-penises/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/06/25/policyspam-bush-ignores-epa-e-mail-promising-clean-air-and-bigger-penises/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elvis Dingeldein</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/06/25/policyspam-bush-ignores-epa-e-mail-promising-clean-air-and-bigger-penises/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The New York Times reported today that, as hard as this might be to believe if you’re a fucking adult and expect that maybe your elected government officials are also fucking adults and perhaps should behave accordingly, the Bush Administration has reached the point where it simply won’t read communications it knows will get its [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE GOP BRANDWAGON, PART I : THE EARLY YEARS (1929 - 1959)</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/05/19/the-gop-brandwagon-part-i-the-early-years-1929-1959/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/05/19/the-gop-brandwagon-part-i-the-early-years-1929-1959/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 14:52:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elvis Dingeldein</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[2008]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[HISTORY]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[election]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Being a Brief History of Republican Product Placement Now That Their Brand is Finally Dying the Cancerous, Painful and Hopefully Merciless Death It Has So Long Deserved
It seems the “Republican brand” is in a bit of trouble these days. Which is surprising, given how open-minded, inclusive and tolerant the party has been since Ronald Reagan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OBAMA BUYS WEST VIRGINIA ELECTION FOR $24.95; ALSO CONTRACTS BLACK LUNG, BLAMES CLINTON’S RACE-BAITING</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/05/13/obama-buys-west-virginia-election-for-2495-also-contracts-black-lung-blames-clinton%e2%80%99s-race-baiting/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterdouche.com/blog/2008/05/13/obama-buys-west-virginia-election-for-2495-also-contracts-black-lung-blames-clinton%e2%80%99s-race-baiting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 20:59:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elvis Dingeldein</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[2008]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, election year in West Virginia. A time when a young politico’s fancy turns to purchasing as many votes as soft Internet money can buy in a state where “election fraud” means bouncing the check with which you paid some random Cleatus to vote for you 1,192 times in 7 minutes. And though analysts are [...]]]></description>
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